Poem About Being A Girl Who Can't Say No (Particularly During The Sales)
'Tis the voice of a handbag, I heard it declare
"I'm the bag of your dreams, you'll adore me, I swear!"
The temptation was strong, and I could not defeat it
But it will make me happy. And if it doesn't...I'll eat it.
Rats, the holidays are nearly over and I have only one more
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